{"product_id":"adulting-candle-9oz","title":"Adulting Candle - 9oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days adulting is just… overrated. This cheeky 9 oz hand-poured soy candle says it out loud (in the coziest way possible). Light it when the to-do list is endless, the laundry is winning, and you just need a moment to laugh at the chaos of grown-up life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with premium USA-grown natural soy wax and a clean-burning 100% cotton wick, it delivers a long 50–60 hour burn in a beautiful reusable clear glass jar with a simple white lid. When the wax is gone, repurpose the jar as a planter, pen holder, or cute storage piece. Sustainable, stylish, and seriously relatable. Because life is hard enough — sometimes the best self-care is a candle that gets the joke. Adulting can wait. This candle cannot\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grab yours and let the giggles (and the calm) begin!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reusable clear glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Average burn time 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton eco wick\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); permanent label and assembled in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Height, in 3.24 (8.25 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Diameter, in 3.00 (7.62 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ One size","offer_id":53503815483720,"sku":"28592971820668980830","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/6868\/7432\/files\/14075018793564560169_2048.jpg?v=1783696299","url":"https:\/\/hilariousmoments.com\/products\/adulting-candle-9oz","provider":"Hilariousmoments","version":"1.0","type":"link"}