{"product_id":"meeting-candle-9oz","title":"Meeting Candle - 9oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother meeting that could’ve been an email? Light this candle and let the quiet victory wash over you. This 9 oz hand-poured soy candle is the ultimate mood-lifter for anyone surviving back-to-back Teams\/Zoom calls, endless Slack pings, and corporate nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoused in a clean, reusable white-glass jar with a simple lid, it brings soft, natural glow to your home office, desk, or favorite corner. The wry label illustration perfectly captures that “why am I here?” feeling we all know too well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with premium USA-grown natural soy wax and a clean-burning 100% cotton wick, it offers a long 50–60 hour burn. When finished, repurpose the jar as a pen holder, plant pot, or mini storage hero — practical and eco-friendly. Whether you’re reclaiming your afternoon, celebrating surviving another pointless meeting, or just treating yourself after a long workday, this candle says what we’re all thinking: some things really could have been an email. Perfect funny gift for coworkers, bosses, or yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reusable clear glass jar—clean and repurpose as decor or storage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-grown soybeans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Average burn time 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton eco wick\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Height, in 3.24 (8.25 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Diameter, in 3.00 (7.62 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ One size","offer_id":53503896551752,"sku":"21244706291347188224","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/6868\/7432\/files\/16397458562824550034_2048.jpg?v=1783698988","url":"https:\/\/hilariousmoments.com\/products\/meeting-candle-9oz","provider":"Hilariousmoments","version":"1.0","type":"link"}