Meeting Candle - 9oz

Another meeting that could’ve been an email? Light this candle and let the quiet victory wash over you. This 9 oz hand-poured soy candle is the ultimate mood-lifter for anyone surviving back-to-back Teams/Zoom calls, endless Slack pings, and corporate nonsense.

Housed in a clean, reusable white-glass jar with a simple lid, it brings soft, natural glow to your home office, desk, or favorite corner. The wry label illustration perfectly captures that “why am I here?” feeling we all know too well.

Made with premium USA-grown natural soy wax and a clean-burning 100% cotton wick, it offers a long 50–60 hour burn. When finished, repurpose the jar as a pen holder, plant pot, or mini storage hero — practical and eco-friendly. Whether you’re reclaiming your afternoon, celebrating surviving another pointless meeting, or just treating yourself after a long workday, this candle says what we’re all thinking: some things really could have been an email. Perfect funny gift for coworkers, bosses, or yourself.

Product features

- Reusable clear glass jar—clean and repurpose as decor or storage

- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-grown soybeans

- Average burn time 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton eco wick

- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in the USA

- Height, in 3.24 (8.25 cm)

- Diameter, in 3.00 (7.62 cm)

Care instructions

- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.