{"product_id":"therapy-candle-9oz","title":"Therapy Candle - 9oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis 9 oz hand-poured soy candle is the hilarious mood-lifter you need after a long day of dealing with \u003cem\u003ethat\u003c\/em\u003e boss. Light it, take a deep breath, and let the stress melt away while you enjoy a private vent session — because sometimes the best therapy is a funny candle that just \u003cem\u003egets\u003c\/em\u003e you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoused in a sleek, reusable clear glass jar with a white screw lid, it features our signature playful “Cheaper Than Therapy” illustration that instantly brings a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith 9 oz of USA-grown natural soy wax, an eco-friendly cotton wick, and a clean 50–60 hour burn time, this non-toxic candle turns everyday frustration into cozy, laugh-out-loud comfort. When it’s done, repurpose the jar for storage or decor — sustainable and stylish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone surviving office chaos, bad meetings, or just needing a moment to laugh at it all. Because life’s too short (and your boss is too much) — treat yourself to the candle that understands. This candle gets me… and now your space can too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed) — clean burn\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax) with 50–60 hour average burn time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton eco wick and non-toxic, eco-friendly ingredients\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reusable clear glass container — easy to clean and repurpose\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Height, in 3.24 (8.25 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Diameter, in 3.00 (7.62 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ One size","offer_id":53503765184840,"sku":"47419426645466393493","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/6868\/7432\/files\/10177582391891511720_2048.jpg?v=1783694773","url":"https:\/\/hilariousmoments.com\/products\/therapy-candle-9oz","provider":"Hilariousmoments","version":"1.0","type":"link"}