Therapy Candle - 9oz

This 9 oz hand-poured soy candle is the hilarious mood-lifter you need after a long day of dealing with that boss. Light it, take a deep breath, and let the stress melt away while you enjoy a private vent session — because sometimes the best therapy is a funny candle that just gets you.

Housed in a sleek, reusable clear glass jar with a white screw lid, it features our signature playful “Cheaper Than Therapy” illustration that instantly brings a smile.

With 9 oz of USA-grown natural soy wax, an eco-friendly cotton wick, and a clean 50–60 hour burn time, this non-toxic candle turns everyday frustration into cozy, laugh-out-loud comfort. When it’s done, repurpose the jar for storage or decor — sustainable and stylish.

Perfect for anyone surviving office chaos, bad meetings, or just needing a moment to laugh at it all. Because life’s too short (and your boss is too much) — treat yourself to the candle that understands. This candle gets me… and now your space can too.

Product features

- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed) — clean burn

- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax) with 50–60 hour average burn time

- 100% cotton eco wick and non-toxic, eco-friendly ingredients

- Reusable clear glass container — easy to clean and repurpose

- Height, in 3.24 (8.25 cm)

- Diameter, in 3.00 (7.62 cm)

Care instructions

- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.